FOSSILS ROCK WORDS

Fossils will be absolutely fine when the ban on words comes in.  Having decided to ban words to make sure the citizens calm down and stop disagreeing with them and each other, the government have retired to the contemplation of their work.  Without words what in fact are they?  The government.  They can’t tell you […]

FOSSILS ROCK A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE: GOLDILOCKS THE HOUSEBREAKER

Let’s make Goldilocks the villain.  A housebreaking, food stealing, chair smashing, unapologetic, run away.  A real princess. She always got the good press didn’t she.  Those scary bears, that too hot porridge.  The hopeless chairs.  Never that she was actually a burglar, thief and vandal.  Whoever would have thought it.  What was the moral of […]

FOSSILS ROCK FOOD

Rocking Fossils love food – tastes, smells – anything delicious – from oysters and succulent beef to home made jam and the smell of bread.  It brings back memories, it makes us smiles – we love it.   A little of anything delicious beats a load of the average.  We could have been French.  Could have […]

THE MEERKAT DEFENCE

Yes Fossils watch adverts.  We have a certain native intelligence.  And an interest in the outside world and all it has to offer.  I just don’t understand the meerkats.  In smoking jackets.  To me they look quite stupid, a bit silly even, so why would you buy something from them. And no I am not […]

FOSSIL STATEMENT

EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE RELEASING ONE – a statement that is. This is ours: “We must dance now.  Now – we don’t know when the next chance will come.“ Thank goodness for my friend Caroline in summer 2019.  This was her statement – adopted for use by this site. Do not confuse dancing with the […]

FOSSIL CODE

FOSSIL CODE – you know what you know. Grammar alert: should that be “Fossil’s Code”. ? Or even “Fossils’ Code”. ?  It matters little.   Anyway There are few more dreaded sentences than: “Can I have a word”. Or worse: “Can I have a word please”.   It never ends well. Either someone you like about to tell […]